49 unique ways that Texans and Southerners say it's hot outside, according to Google

In Texas, it's literally hot enough outside to fry an egg.

But is that what first comes to mind when someone asks you how hot it is?  How about "hotter than a stolen tamale"?  "Hotter than a blister bug in a pepper patch"?

1. It's not the heat — it's the humidity.

2. It's hot as Hades.

3. It's hotter than blue blazes. - used primarily in Alabama

4. It's a barn burner. - used primarily in Maryland

5. It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

6. It's hot enough to scald a lizard. - used primarily in Peak, South Carolina

7. Hotter than a stolen tamale. - used primarily in Texas

8. Hot enough to scald a loon.

9. Training grounds for down below. - used primarily in Macon, Georgia

10. The bear got him. - used primarily South Carolina

11. It must be 90 in the shade.

12. This one's gonna be a scorcher.

13. You could fry an egg on the sidewalk.

14. It's like walking through soup out here.

15. It's so hot the ice cream truck melted.

16. It's so hot the swimming pool is boiling.

17. You could fry an egg on the hood of that car.

18. It's hotter'n a blister bug in a pepper patch.

19. Hotter than H-E double hockey stick.

20. Hot as H-E double toothpicks.

21. Hot as the hinges on the gates of Hades.

22. Hotter than six shades of hell.

23. Hotter than Satan's house cat.

24. It's a humdinger.

25. Even Satan's sweatin' today.

26. It's like a steam bath out here.

27. You could have a stroke out here.

28. I'm wilting.

29. I'm burning slap up.

30. I'm sweatin' like a hog.

31. Somebody fan me.

32. Y'all mind if we just stay inside?

33. This heat makes me tired.

34. Crank up that A.C. till it's blowing snowballs.

35. I'm just roasting!

36. I've never been a summer person.

37. Let's move to the mountains.

38. Hotter than a billy goat with a blow torch.

39. It's hotter than hell's pepper patch.

40. It's hot as all get-out.

41. It's egg-fryin' hot.

42. It was a warm day and the horses sweat

43. It's so dang hot that I just saw a hound dog chasing a rabbit—and they were both walking

44. Hotter than hell and half of Georgia

45. If it gets any hotter, I'll have to take off stuff I really ought to keep on

46. Good Lord, I'm dying out here!

47. Could I stick my face in your deep-freeze for just a second?

48. Have y'all got any tea?

49. It's hotter than Hell and half of Georgia

reference: houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/trending/article/how-texans-say-its-hot-17334789